One quiet night on protection duty in the forest one of our more creative volunteers wrote this

 When young Mrs No-ring came back to the nest
 She thought to herself, 'This is just second best
 His old bird lived here! I really have tried
But I'd far rather be over there, on t'other side.
And I'm sick of these cameras that show every move -
Why, a bride and her husband can't even make love!'
So she upped and she offed and went looking around,
And couldn’t believe the Des Res that she found.
So causing confusion to RSPB Vols

She settled down there for her long summer hols!!